Sounds like Jizzlane is going to be pardoned.
New testimony:
“I witnessed Epstein offer girls to Trump and Trump heroically stood up, punched Epstein and said ‘I will save those girls from you just you see!’ then he flew out the window with his cape flapping in the wind. Epstein was visibly shaken, he kept repeating ‘Bill Clinton took them every time I offered them. Obama took them. Hillary Clinton took them. Kamala Harris took them. Why won’t Lord God Savior Trump take the girls I offer him!?’ He then printed out this list of all Democrats who took girls from him.”
A day later:
Maxwell pardoned, all charges dropped.
Fucking crazy how blatantly corrupt this all is.
I’d like to hope people would see past this, but alas history is not on my side here.
The thing is the maga people want my cartoon to be true so when it happens the Republicans can say “see, this is testimony from someone as close as you can get to Epstein. There is no need to release any documents we have that could potentially hurt victims and their families. She gave us a list of Democrats, so we’re going after them don’t you worry.”
This is exactly what the base wanted. They just want to see Democrats go to jail, they aren’t interested if it’s a Republican, or another billionaire, they want to see their political “enemies” executed or sent to prison.
“I made sure to keep copies of all of the emails and photos I came across on Hunter Biden’s laptop.”
lying is OP
pls nerf
Can’t believe she’s still alive.
I’m guessing she was smart enough to give her lawyers a bunch of evidence in sealed envelopes to be mailed to assorted media companies in the event of her untimely death.
what do you think that meeting is for ?
She’s going to cut a deal, in exchange for favorable testimony…I guarantee it.
Nobody is going to fall for that, evidence: these comments
They don’t care if you believe it…they just need plausible deniability. And Trump has no problem trading pardons for favors.
…to float a deal to get her to say she never met Trump, even though there are pictures all over the place.
RIP rich lady
So the former lawyer to the president is that official. Sends a pretty clear message of what is being asked…
Be sure to watch for missing time on the cameras…
And high-rise window glass that broke outward…
DOJ is gonna make her an offer she can’t refuse.
