“I witnessed Epstein offer girls to Trump and Trump heroically stood up, punched Epstein and said ‘I will save those girls from you just you see!’ then he flew out the window with his cape flapping in the wind. Epstein was visibly shaken, he kept repeating ‘Bill Clinton took them every time I offered them. Obama took them. Hillary Clinton took them. Kamala Harris took them. Why won’t Lord God Savior Trump take the girls I offer him!?’ He then printed out this list of all Democrats who took girls from him.”
The thing is the maga people want my cartoon to be true so when it happens the Republicans can say “see, this is testimony from someone as close as you can get to Epstein. There is no need to release any documents we have that could potentially hurt victims and their families. She gave us a list of Democrats, so we’re going after them don’t you worry.”
This is exactly what the base wanted. They just want to see Democrats go to jail, they aren’t interested if it’s a Republican, or another billionaire, they want to see their political “enemies” executed or sent to prison.
New testimony:
“I witnessed Epstein offer girls to Trump and Trump heroically stood up, punched Epstein and said ‘I will save those girls from you just you see!’ then he flew out the window with his cape flapping in the wind. Epstein was visibly shaken, he kept repeating ‘Bill Clinton took them every time I offered them. Obama took them. Hillary Clinton took them. Kamala Harris took them. Why won’t Lord God Savior Trump take the girls I offer him!?’ He then printed out this list of all Democrats who took girls from him.”
A day later:
Maxwell pardoned, all charges dropped.
Fucking crazy how blatantly corrupt this all is.
I’d like to hope people would see past this, but alas history is not on my side here.
The thing is the maga people want my cartoon to be true so when it happens the Republicans can say “see, this is testimony from someone as close as you can get to Epstein. There is no need to release any documents we have that could potentially hurt victims and their families. She gave us a list of Democrats, so we’re going after them don’t you worry.”
This is exactly what the base wanted. They just want to see Democrats go to jail, they aren’t interested if it’s a Republican, or another billionaire, they want to see their political “enemies” executed or sent to prison.
“I made sure to keep copies of all of the emails and photos I came across on Hunter Biden’s laptop.”
lying is OP
pls nerf