Alcohol and weed don’t sound appealing.
In that situation I make myself a half-rack of pork ribs in the slowcooker.
Wife doesn’t actually mind this, she just doesn’t care for pork ribs herself and I don’t feel like making her a separate meal when I’m indulging my inner carnivore.
My wife would not want to miss out on ribs.
Truest statement.
My dad would always cook up liver and onions when Mom was away. He loved the dish, the smell made her retch. So he took advantage, cooked it up early while she was away so the house would air out by the time she returned.
What do you do (or avoid doing) out of courtesy to your wife that you can enjoy while she’s away and unaffected?
My mum was raised without eating pork (they just didn’t have it growing up), and my dad saw and heard the abattoir near daily and associates the smell of pork with screaming children.
On the odd weekend when they were both away, us kids would sprint to the store, grab reams of bacon and cook it fast on the sly for a real fry-up. We’d have to air out the house as well afterwards to get rid of the smell, but they’d always know and complain about it when they got back
Protip for if you find a time machine: Charcoal Grill, fire extinguisher, tinfoil, and a pan that’ll fit in the grill. Start your grill, get it all hot and stuff, line your pan with foil, drop your bacon on, cover, and check occasionally, flip when needed. DO NOT spill the grease, but if you do that’s why the fire extinguisher is here. For best results use thick cut bacon (always).
Keeps the smell outside and it’ll be some of the best bacon you’ve ever had, it’s just kiiiind of a fire hazard…
I’m so glad your mom and dad found each other.
If you don’t like alcohol or weed, cocaine is a helluva drug.
Heh yeah. I’ll just call up my xoke dealer.
Aww yeah, gonna get the iron warmed up for an all nighter
grind leetcode
Try a tab of lsd and go for a nice walk in the woods
Ugh. I hate it when people have a far easier time than I do finding drugs. Every dealer assumes I’m a cop
Mushrooms are sold in head shops in Oakland, California. I understand that to be the case in a number of cities. You may be able to make your way to one of them.
Just to add to this. Take a nice shower, eat something light, wear comfy cloths, and take your trip. Stay safe, enjoy, and have bottle of water with you :)
Ooh, study for 14 hours straight and forget to eat! That’s usually what I do. Wild times.
hookers?
Rearrange the lounge, or if you want to play it safe, maybe just the shed
Cocaine feels like a good time.
Cocaine feels like the need for more cocaine.
No one has ever been more correct.
A strong few years of devoted, in-depth field research on the subject yielded this insight and…not much else. Still trying to get published, maybe in High Times Investigative Quarterly (they’re an academic outfit, right?)
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YEEEEEE LEZZ GOOOOOO
Buy one of those silicone eggs to jerk off with
When my partner is out of town, I put porn on the big screen
When my partner is out of town that’s the one time I splurge for an actual porn subscription
Factorio
He said he only had a weekend though.
Sext her.
Sext her sister
Sext her sister’s BIL
