Mine is
“Are you pee? Cuz urine my heart.”
Damn girl are you a 16:10 display device because that ratio is visually pleasing and comfortable to hold.
Hi, I’m Ben Shapiro.
You’re eyes would look great on my night stand
Your skin is amazing can I wear it?
You smell like my mother
Fuck me if I’m wrong but I think you want to make out with me.
Are you urine? Cuz pee my heart
Seen in a previous thread; daaamn girl, you shit out that ass?
Love this one, use it on my SO often
Hey, baby. Are you a traffic light? Because I’m getting mixed signals.
I’m like the twin towers the way your bush got me collapsin’.
Hah, is that the main character from Disco Elysium?
Yes, it’s Volition.
He is indeed.
Hey baby, are you a school? Coz I want to shoot kids in you
This is the best pickup line to get punched in the face /s 😂
are you sitting on the f5 key because that ass is refreshing
Dude, you need to get some F1.
What does f1 do?
Reduce screen brightness, on mine.
Help…
Ah thanks. I’ve never used f1 before
I put the STD in Stud, all I need is U.
You win 😂
Girl, you’re making me retarded because I’m down for you.
If I were a dung beetle, you’d be the prettiest pile of shit I’ve ever seen.
