Guy in military clothing with an American flag on his shoulder burns an American flag in front of the white house while being filmed by bystanders.
Apparently the EO declares burning flags in protest to be “incitement to riot”
source: https://www.reddit.com/r/law/comments/1n06xgy/detained_for_burning_the_american_flag/
Or putting it on the back of your truck, where it will get covered in road grime, but you won’t care because you’re a ‘patriot’.
Also /s, of course.