• rumba@lemmy.zip
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    6 days ago

    If there are no limits of scale or delivery, i think it’s OP.

    cut me off? I’m gonna follow you at a disance and summon 50 tons of gravel around your car.

    File an HOA complaint on me? You’re going to need a bobcat to find your front door.

    Can i summon it anywhere without going there? You know how hard it is to get rid of gravel?

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      6 days ago

      You’re going to need a bobcat to find your front door.

      I forgot that was a brand of front loaders for a second, and my brain went on a whole trip trying to figure why you’d need a bobcat.

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        6 days ago

        Ah, the ancient proverb. “May thine abode be buried so significantly in granite that thy’ll required services of a feline predator to findeth thou stoop.”

        To be fair, I think AESOP might have written a few stranger things.

        ;)