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for anyone wondering, it ends in “…an!”
Ceci n’est pas une shitpost
Oh wow … my antenna must be perfectly aligned today! … I can actually see this image without any static or distortion.
EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE!! — DON’T MOVE!!!
We now return to your regularly scheduled shitpost!
you mean, back to the soup?
HOLLY SHIT! Holy Shit! Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit! This Shits real! Ok, Ok remain calm remember your training:
Was I supposed to have a SHITPOST plan in place?! Frick
You’re not my frickin’ supervisor!
awww got dang i done told you if you don’t stop with all the frickin swears i’m gonna have Steve write you the heck up
ATTENTION LEMMY
thanks for your attention
gasp
They fired the nuclear shitposts
Stock up on beans and hide in jeans
Its the only way to survive
It’s the only way to preserve our way of life. We had to do this.
REMAIN INDOORS
DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOON
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You know what? IM GONNA MAKE A REAL SHITPOST OF POST OF MY OWN SHIIIT
Happy birthday Helen!
I see you in here, spider.
Actually we’re not on a station. But we are in space, on a rock.
Unless someone here is on the ISS
