dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works to FoodPorn@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agoThe dinner my now 5 year old requested for her birthday. Steak, bacon, grapes, and broccoli with cheesesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square67fedilinkarrow-up1342arrow-down119file-text
arrow-up1323arrow-down1imageThe dinner my now 5 year old requested for her birthday. Steak, bacon, grapes, and broccoli with cheesesh.itjust.worksdream_weasel@sh.itjust.works to FoodPorn@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square67fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaredream_weasel@sh.itjust.worksOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up51·5 days agoThankfully, she did not ask for “all the bacon we have”.
minus-squareIced Raktajino@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·5 days agoThere’s always next birthday lol.
minus-square🇸🇵🇪🇨🇺🇱🇦🇹🇪🇷@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·5 days agoWhat you may hear is, give me a lot of bacon.
minus-squarethreelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-23 days agoWhat I said is “give me all the bacon you have”.
minus-squarebrem@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·edit-25 days agoRon would laugh at the broccoli and ask “Why is the things I feed to my food next to the real food?” Edit: word
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·5 days agoIt’s got cheese on it and Ron is a man of taste. He’d eat this shit like it was Tammy II’s tuna tunnel.
minus-squarebrem@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 days agoNot the broccoli. I love broccoli, but Ron does not. Watch ‘Parks & Rec’. Specifically the episode where Rob Lowe cooks him mushroom steaks. Or the episode where he cooks the pig. Do you even know 'bout Ron Swanson. Ben ass mofo. Get in touch with lil Sebastian.
minus-squareItdidnttrickledown@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-23 days agoRon wouldn’t be caught dead eating stunted trees. Edit: missed the contraction.
minus-squareBatmancer@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 days agoMaybe if it were jammed into a Paunch Burger.
Thankfully, she did not ask for “all the bacon we have”.
There’s always next birthday lol.
What you may hear is, give me a lot of bacon.
What I said is “give me all the bacon you have”.
Ron would laugh at the broccoli and ask “Why is the things I feed to my food next to the real food?”
Edit: word
It’s got cheese on it and Ron is a man of taste.
He’d eat this shit like it was Tammy II’s tuna tunnel.
Not the broccoli. I love broccoli, but Ron does not. Watch ‘Parks & Rec’. Specifically the episode where Rob Lowe cooks him mushroom steaks. Or the episode where he cooks the pig. Do you even know 'bout Ron Swanson.
Ben ass mofo. Get in touch with lil Sebastian.
Ron wouldn’t be caught dead eating stunted trees.
Edit: missed the contraction.
Maybe if it were jammed into a Paunch Burger.