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aeris@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 15 hours ago

Diplomacy

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Diplomacy

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aeris@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 15 hours ago
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  • jaded_genie@lemmy.world
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    So they are getting closer with each other. Concerning

  • Live Your Lives@lemmy.world
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    9 hours ago

    According to the newspaper this came from, The Times of India, this is a photoshopped image with the original saying “meet” instead of “mate”.

    • bigchungus@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      Yeah, “mate” is printed in a different font. Look at the t’s

    • Fuck u/spez@sh.itjust.works
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      They really took this personally.

  • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
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    10 hours ago

    diplomacy is made in the sheets

    • boonhet@sopuli.xyz
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      Diplomacy is the mother of strange bedfellows

  • Zagorath@aussie.zone
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    15 hours ago

    There’s no date on it, so I’m just gonna assuming that this is the true origin of COVID.

    • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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      It’s from April 2018. The meetings took place on the 27th and 28th.

      Also, something about pixels and having seen a few.

      • gnutrino@programming.dev
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        14 hours ago

        *matings

        • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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          Ducking autocorrect. Always thinks or knows netted.

      • 𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.world
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        Having seen a few…pixels up close?

      • troed@fedia.io
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        14 hours ago

        Not even getting the hue right

        • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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          • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            12 hours ago

            This is amusing me MUCH more than it should 😂

  • Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world
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    9 hours ago

    Three for each, or is one of them greedy?

  • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org
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    14 hours ago

    Working harder than PragerU on getting that man pregnant

  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    15 hours ago

    Oh that highway is gonna expand alright

    • macniel@feddit.org
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      15 hours ago

      Just one more lane, bro!

      • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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        13 hours ago

        “Why are you adding a lane, step bro?”

    • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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      It’s the “(Drop your) belt and (get) rode” initiative.

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    Ignoring the funny, here is my interpretation to 6 meetings in 24 hours for executive elites.

    For a corporate drone this would be a hell of day for others:

    Wake up like everyone else

    • first 2 meetings are short 15 minutes things and there only contribution is being present.

    • 1 of them is boring and goes on longer but they have to leave early to catch the next meeting.

    • the next meeting is a 2h lunch meeting in a super fancy restaurant where each party tries to get the other agree on an unbalanced deal.

    • 1 actual long boring meeting in the afternoon where actual work is done.

    • final meeting with close allies over fancy dinner, mostly recalling relevant things that happend today.

    End of the workday like everyone else.

    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Ohhhhh “meet.”

      You know at least five of those six meetings could have been emails.

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    And in Wuhan too.

    Those two will spread COVID everywhere again!

  • ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works
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    I’ll have what he’s having

  • robocall@lemmy.world
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    14 hours ago

    Meet?

    • cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de
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      In a call now, will ping later

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Only 6 times in 1 day? Honeymoon period must be over.

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    It’s the best way to ensure offspring

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    Better start hydrating now.

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