I can’t believe this shit is leading to my colleagues (and likely me some day soon) being laid off.
You could just ket the shrimp boil the water though if its radioactive enough. Save on fuel.
If you wait long enough they’ll stop being radioactive
Dinner will be ready in 465,000 years.
I’m not sure, but the shrimp might not be fresh by that point and have to be disposed of
I think putting it in rice would extract the radiation.
But have you tried powering the shrimp off and back on again?
Put it in spiders and then put yourself in those spiders for cool powers.
Just like grandmas famous stronium shrimp jumbalia🤌🤌🤌🤌
They’re trying to protect their monopoly on radioactive-animal-based superpowers. Eat the glow-in-the-dark shrimp, become ungovernable.
What powers do you get from radioactive shrimp?
You get the power of world’s fastest punch. You just have to reboot yourself first…
How did I forget about the mantis shrimp!?
Also:
I thought for a sec you were referencing Mr. Mantis Shrimp from Dandadan.
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Centurii-Chan is a treasure, even if she does tempt sin by adopting the Roman aesthetic
if it’s a pistol shrimp, a hell of a left hook
I would but I’m allergic 😭 to the shrimp, not the cesium just to be clear
I never cared for seafood. Always keep a little shaker of cesium next to my salt and pepper though.
I just buy the mix, Yukushima Seasoning.
Just boil the allergies out of it, then. It’s that simple.
The man said become ungovernable!
You’re on to something here this smells like a conspiracy to me WE’RE COMING FOR YOU GLOBALISTS
All this woke panic about radiation is FAKE NEWS. Radiation isn’t bad for you it just makes the shrimp a little warmer
We used to be a proper country
We want domestic products in our shrimp, like dioxin or mercury.
You don’t deep fry yours in a nice asbestos coating?
Asbestos fire resistance makes it juicy on the inside. Also saves equipment vs breath spells.
They clearly said that boiling the shrimp then discarding the water would REDUCE, more specifically HALF the radiation levels.
So you just boil it twice what’s the big deal
Hehehe
7 times is a common point at which the remaining radioactivity is considered enough halves
Of course, just like folding a piece of paper.
Does the shrimp also explode if you force the boiling mechanically?
~is that popcorn shrimp~
Reduce, reuse, recycle ☢️
