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Me, never having had a smoothie: “Is smoothie theft a common problem in the smoothie drinking community? Huh. I never knew. I do want to steal that Ostrich though.”
Is the reason you’ve never had a smoothie because they always get stolen before you can enjoy it?
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I stole your smoothie while you were showing genuine interest in another persons perspective. Classic mistake.
It’s neck is evolutionarily positioned to nab that smoothie. Better watch out!
one long straw with the sole goal to steal yo smoothie
It’s “an Ostrich”.
No it’s not, it’s clearly an smoothie.
Now you are projecting
HOW DO THEY KBOW ABOHT THE OSTRICH
