Psh, it’s not my fault people choose to be born to poor parents. Seriously, with enough grit and determination, anyone - literally anyone - can be born to rich parents. It’s not even that hard. Honestly, being born to poor parents is a blessing because you are born with work ethic and grit, instead of earning it like I did and inheriting my father’s company.

Frankly, being poor is so easy. Try being rich for a day to understand my struggle. I’ve had four maids quit because I called ICE on their husbands, like it’s my fucking fault their children were ziptied and thrown into a van, boo-fucking-hoo. Maybe don’t be a shitty parent and hire a babysitter and a bodyguard.

I swear, being poor makes you so stupid, this is common sense stuff!