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SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

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  • dorumon@lemmy.cafe
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    I would get a fork and a knife and just start eating by cutting little pieces of bread from the bun and onto my fork alongside everything else.

  • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works
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    GIVE ME THE MAC AND CHBUGER

    • Trailblazing Braille Taser@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      MAC AND CHBURGER

      MAC AND CHURGER

      M’URGER

  • CodingCarpenter@lemmy.ml
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    I don’t understand sandwiches like this. What is the point of packing it so full of garbage that you can’t eat it like a sandwich. The minute I have to pick up a fork or spoon means it’s no longer a fucking sandwich and therefore loses like half its value

    • BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world
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      I have the same issues with hot dogs. Why is the dog bigger than the bun, plus if you add a bunch of toppings then they can spill out.

    • karashta@piefed.social
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      So much this. It’s not even like this is a sloppy Joe. This is presented as a burger. It doesn’t even look appetizing to me.

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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      If you slide your dick in the Mac n cheese layer you can fuck it.

      • AltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Ooo extra sauce!

      • slackassassin@piefed.social
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        Good point

    • ohellidk@sh.itjust.works
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      It’d be better in a bowl

    • binarytobis@lemmy.world
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      At a lot of BBQ places, if you order a sandwich it’s literally just a small normal slice of white bread with the same amount of meat sitting on top of it as you would get from a “platter” option. I’ve had a real pulled pork sandwich before, and it was a actual sandwich you could pick up with your hands. What you have given me is a crime against common decency and language.

    • ohlaph@lemmy.world
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      Especially when the juices from everything makes the bun soggy before you can eat it.

      • rockstarmode@lemmy.world
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        That’s what we used emulsified sauces for (in addition to flavoring) when I was working in kitchens. Mayo for instance is a tasty sauce, but it’ll also prevent the bread from absorbing moisture from the other fillings.

    • Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world
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      …what even is that, technically speaking? Lasagna? Calzone maybe?

  • MNByChoice@midwest.social
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    I likely ordered it. So thank the waiter and start eating.

    I can read a menu.

  • Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca
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    A bit extreme but tbh I get it.

  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I would wait a moment for it to cool a little and then eat it.

    And be frustrated with the stupid Mac ans cheese dripping out

    • protist@mander.xyz
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      You don’t eat mac and cheese with your hands?

      • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        I prefer not to.

        • SSUPII@sopuli.xyzOP
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          Weak

  • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org
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    “I don’t think that’s my order dude”

  • 🇰 🔵 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@lemmy.world
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    Take the mac n cheese off it and I’d be happier. It also isn’t a burger. It’s a pulled pork sandwich.

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      How do you know there isn’t a burger patty hidden in there?

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    Remove the bread

    Ask for a fork and knife

    Enjoy you pasta plate

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    I would say, “That’s not a burger.”

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      There could be a burger patty under the pulled pork, for all we know.

      • sartalon@lemmy.world
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        Eh, fine.

  • Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Swap to a knife and fork and go to town. That looks delicious.

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      I’d probably just pull the bun off and eat the rest with a fork. Looks like mac n cheese and pulled pork? Both delicious things

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    Revel in my luck that I was born in the right century to experience such a thing

    Earlier centuries it didn’t exist

    Later centuries it will inevitably be outlawed

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    “Let’s get this out onto a tray.”

    “Nice.”

    • Mechanite@lemmy.world
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      Is this a Steve1989MREInfo reference?

      • Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Yes

        • AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca
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          “Nice hiss”

  • LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe
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    Waiter, please bring me some mayonnaise.

    • ɔiƚoxɘup@infosec.pub
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      Don’t forget ranch

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    “How the fuck am I supposed to eat that?”

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