The world is so fucked I can’t even tell if this is satire at this point, regardless of itlf it’s posted here.
real
Onion?
Reality
Not the onion
The Garlic
A shitty reality, indeed.
I mean, it’s a funny way to say that they are expanding use of this llm.
First 5th world country 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱
Albanian sperm so strong it can get computer pregnant 💪 💪 💪 🇦🇱 🇦🇱 🇦🇱
Unironically, Albania’s flag goes way harder than it has any right to.
Now the question is, who fucked the computer?
Who let JD Vance out again?
Giving your 83 AI babies government jobs = blatant nepotism
Child labor laws in Albania do not apply to AI I guess.
Child labour laws are bourgeois decadence
Stupidest dystopian timeline ever
One minute ago I was mourning and feeling lost about the world. I open Lemmy and: 83 AI kids. This has been the entire last year: bouncing between feeling lost in life and feeling baffled by the stupidity of life. Our government AI minister is pregnant with 83 kids.
Also, our minister is a LLM!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/73Ii25cUyJc - he literally said that, I need to lay down
Can we talk about the second half where the guy’s proclaiming the benefit that when legislators miss sessions, the AI can tell them what they missed, and how they should respond??? Sounds wonderful. Let’s have our legislators getting orders from miss Edi Rama’s 83 slop-goblins.
My guesses:
- A LLM is roleplaying as a pregnant minister.
- A woman is “AI” minister and she’s pregnant, theres a typo and the government is publicly admitting corruption through nepotism.
A LLM is “working” as a minister. The government prenteds this pretend person to be the lifegiver of 83 others.
Bruh. No words. I was sarcastic.
Holy shit I would have a hard time announcing that with a straight face.
Sam Altman and Peter Thiel probably paid good money for that…
Or just some politician is suffering from heavy AI psychosis…
Especially because you know someone’s gonna ask who impregnated her…
The Holy Spirit ™
What in the fuck does this even mean?
My guess: they bought/implemented an ChatGPT subscription or AI agentic system for the party members, and they have a super weird way of announcing it… maybe to make it understandable to very non-technical people?
It means it’s a corrupt dictatorship.
Dumb people believe everything they read on the internet.
Jesus christ Albania
Allah, actually. They’re muslim!
I mean Jesus is a Prophet in Islam, a very major one actually.
i have no idea how i comprehend this. cannot compute.
Yeah, this one appears to be legit. Wonderful.
I don’t know how to insert gifs on Lemmy, but I feel this ones appropriate for the What the fuck gif.
It was me. I fucked Diella. The children are mine.
Ai ai ai
Ia! Fhtagn! Ia! Cthulhu! Ia! Nyalarthotep!
Chat Chippy tea.
AI
you absolute sentient loom.
