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QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 22 hours ago

sucked in losers

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sucked in losers

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QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 22 hours ago
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  • skisnow@lemmy.ca
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    8 hours ago

    Sadly also too tall for the blood to reach their brains, resulting in Shit Art Syndrome and Dick Hygiene Forgetfulness.

  • webp@mander.xyz
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    Self own, the air of my dick is excellent

  • tatann@lemmy.world
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    9 hours ago

    Fun fact : the taller guy from Lonely Island also suffer from stinky dick

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N24fVEJyQKM&t=35s

  • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    21 hours ago

    So what I’m hearing is “I don’t wash my penis properly so the air its been in stinks”

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    Their pelvises are all at the same height.

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    • Rooster326@programming.dev
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      So much space for activities organs

  • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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    As a short person, is it too much to request that they put their dick away? Or at least get medical treatment, because we really shouldn’t be able to smell it.

    • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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      yeah dudes hanging a christmas tree from your dangle won’t cut it anymore.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      I wouldn’t be a musky husky if I didnt have the musk. 🤷‍♂️

  • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works
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    Bro: My dick is the worst! Am I right or am I right ladies?

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    Don’t forget my farts are down there too

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      Nah but heat rises. Short people get to escape the farts sooner.

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        I like to fart around tall people for exactly this reason.

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