• pjwestin@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    Leela: “Did you drive a lot in the 20th century?”

    Fry: “Nah, nobody drove in New York. There was too much traffic.”

    Or:

    Fry: “I don’t want you to hear it until it’s done.”

    Leela: “But it’s beautiful!”

    Fry: “So’s a peacock but you don’t eat it until it’s cooked.”

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