I never understood these people. Just keep these things in some standard place. The problem is gone! It shouldn’t even be a single place. For example, I keep my keys in different places in different seasons(pockets/bag/etc reasoning).
Is the joke that they have adhd?
The main reason religion still exists. Example) C’mon! St.Peter, help me find me keys!
Also, you know you’re fluent in English when for example you type keeys and not keys.
Now where have I kept my will to live??
Needs more syllables. :)
Phone on the counter or stuck in the cushions
Keys by the doorway or lost in the kitchen
Wallet that’s somewhere but where, no one knows
These are a few of my things I can’t find😍
Pffft.
Happiness, self worth, love - are the things I’ve lost a long time ago and slowly losing hope of ever finding them again.
Just get a purse, you can then also store some other things as well.
Onion TED talks
“… but now I’ve invented a revolutionary way of keeping these things top of mind, always available, and crucially, found. It’s called ‘remembering’, and you can do it too if you try. Just follow these simple steps, and also buy my overpriced book made to sell you the same information but in a format that makes me sound more intelligent and pretentious than I already sound. Thank you for coming to my TED talk”
Someone might need a dog
I will never stop sharing this for any reason:
lololololol
