I thought that was a fucking guinea pig the first time I saw it lmao
Wait. Is he gonna eat that cat?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
PUT THE KITTY DOWN AND PLACE YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD RIGHT MEOW!
I love their little heads so much.
Biblical levels of greed
Gib Car Shrump!
AND WHITE WINE!

Why do you have a plate of just shrimp?
There is a glass in the background that I’m hoping contains some kinda cocktail sauce.
To torture the cat that never gets fed, of course.
All you need with shrimp is drawn butter and salt.
Why do I have to draw the butter? Is this a new spell? Does the media being used to do the drawing matter?
Looks to be an empty sauce bowl next to it. Still, within easy hunting grounds!
Shells
And why is it raw??
Wouldn’t be that color if it was raw.
I get the feeling I might be frying my shrimp too long
Looks more like steamed shrimps, or boiled ones.
Now why would you do such a thing??
People seriously out here missing out on that fire ass maillard reaction!
Man, steamed shrimp dumplings taste fire, so I could see just steaming shrimp and throwing soy sauce or siracha on it or smth.
Because that’s how a sizeable part of the world cook shrimps, why ?
No, but that’s still a bit too shiny and white for my tastes.
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Yaaa is weird
humam I smell scrumps
want THAT SCRAMP
god…damn…it…so…fucking…cloooooose…
i can break this cuff!
you can’t break those cuffs












