The very rare -solicited- dick pic. Dude should be flattered.
Not sure if it’s consensual if the requester was high as a kite, though
With only text available I’m not sure there would be a way for the sender to assess that.
Sure the spelling is off, but unless they know OP’s schedule
my play would to be to send a picture of Dick Cheney and say this will have to do until they sober up and we can talk :)
Rizz +1
I don’t know why but “helpo” cracks me up.
The worst Marx brother.
The comments are assuming the recipient is interested. Imagine getting this from someone you find repulsive.

Wabbajack. Wabbajack. Wabbajack.
whackajab
It being salvageable is entirely dependent on if he sent a dick pic.
I mean… it can save a life!!!
Salvageable? This is cute af
I see your dick pic and raise. A dick and pussy pic:


Hey it’s penis utility vehicle slur for lesbian
the slur could also be a reference to land reclamation
But did this work? Asking for, uh, a friend.

Puppo needed helpo
I mean… Many guys would totally be down to send you dick pics without being asked. Surely you got a dick pic, right?










