• ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
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      If you ever get one from him be sure to fire up the bank app and deposit it before he leaves. Or only take cash, but wash it first because it’s probably covered in blow and underage child DNA.

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        Personal checks can still bounce after being deposited.

        I would demand a cashier’s check.

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        Money being covered in blow is extremely common, you’ll be fine.

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          I’d go so far as to say that if your money isn’t covered in blow, there’s probably a decent chance it’s counterfeit.