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YICHM@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world ·
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A 50/50 chance is an 100% chance.

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A 50/50 chance is an 100% chance.

YICHM@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world ·
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E: Maybe I should crosspost this to !dadjokes@lemmy.world

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50/50 = 1 = 100%

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  • 鳳凰院 凶真 (Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.works
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    Why are they booing, OP is right!

  • andra17@lemmy.world
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    You don’t deserve these downvotes that joke was peak lmao

  • Manjushri@piefed.social
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    11 hours ago

    Pretty much correct. A 50% chance of A and a 50% chance of B equals a 100% chance of either A or B happening.

  • squaresinger@lemmy.world
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    Funny how many people in the comments don’t get the joke.

    • Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe
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      Because it’s not a joke, it’s not even funny. It’s a simple mathematical thing which depends on a specific perspective.

      • squaresinger@lemmy.world
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        Seems like you didn’t get the joke.

        The joke is a mathematical pun, purposely misunderstanding the “/” in “50/50” as a division sign instead of a separator.

        50/50 means, 50 of hundred fall on one side, 50 on the other.

        But in mathematical notation, 50 divided by 50 equals 1, and 1 is 100%.

        It’s just as much a joke as any other pun, just in mathematical notation instead of in a natural language.

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    14 hours ago

    More washing, less thinking!

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    No

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    pun-ctuation

  • masb@sh.itjust.works
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    !weedtime@crazypeople.online

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Even if you do it twice, it’s still not 100℅.

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      The joke is that they interpret the “/” as a division sign, not as a separator.

      So 50/50=1 and 1=100%.

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    No.

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