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MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Turtle Wax

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Turtle Wax

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MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    23 hours ago

    Pay Ukrainian refugee to wash it.

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    The fact that I laughed makes me ashamed

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    Dzięki

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    I like how this implies that the person either said “pole-ish” outloud and it’s an anti-joke, or they can actually see the text when someone speaks and that’s how they communicate.

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      The joke could use more polish.

    • Tonava@sopuli.xyz
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      What?! Are polish and polish pronounced differently?

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        Polish, the surface finishing process: the o is pronounced like box.

        Polish, the language and nationality: the o is pronounced like boat.

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          Thank you! I’m relatively good at written english, but the spoken one always gets me…

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          It seems like a fairly small difference that someone could mistake if not heard properly

          • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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            pohlish pahlish

            • Cort@lemmy.world
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              Pole-ish

              Paul-ish

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        It’s the difference between [ˈpoʊlɪʃ] (Polish, nationality) and [ˈpɑlɪʃ] (eg. car polish) - both pronounced in their US variants. The former is pronounced like the /o/ in “open”

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        What are you talking about? Being polish is just a nationality. There is no other meaning.

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    How do you keep your car turtle so shiny?

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      Car wax.

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