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Of COURSE my fucking teats don’t even lactate confidence. FML. :(
do they at least lactate ricotta? we’re low and want to make manicotti
Probably fucking Swiss, given my luck. :(
pastrami sammies it is

No, I’m good. Thanks
I think I’ve overcome my insecurities suddenly. if this is the alternative, conservative levels of confidence it is!
I’m busy actually sorry
I am starving, brother.

*teats
Tits is acceptable too.
This should be NSFW or at least not safe for lunch…
wtf








