potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoIt's the Lord's problem now.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square101linkfedilinkarrow-up1768arrow-down15
arrow-up1763arrow-down1imageIt's the Lord's problem now.lemmy.worldpotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square101linkfedilink
minus-squareslaacaa@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·3 months agoThis is an inferior product compared to my patented CatapoopTM and TrepoocheTM
minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·3 months agoBut yours don’t also deplete our precious helium supply…?
minus-squareslaacaa@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agoI refuse to share the details of my proprietary technology with a competitor
minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoAw shit, did you finally figure out helium trebuchets!?
minus-squarehungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoAnd do they add to plastic waste?
minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoMaybe in Heaven? But I reckon they’ve got the ability to sort it out up there.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoHeretical trigonometry has no place in God’s poop disposal system.
minus-squarecdf12345@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agoI bet you’re still envious of VaPOOriser.
This is an inferior product compared to my patented CatapoopTM and TrepoocheTM
But yours don’t also deplete our precious helium supply…?
I refuse to share the details of my proprietary technology with a competitor
Aw shit, did you finally figure out helium trebuchets!?
And do they add to plastic waste?
Maybe in Heaven? But I reckon they’ve got the ability to sort it out up there.
Heretical trigonometry has no place in God’s poop disposal system.
I bet you’re still envious of VaPOOriser.