Well, they did have to make that relief valve called the teabaggers, oops, I mean “The Tea Party”. Suddenly, all those W bumper stickers were scraped off of cars, and there were all these “independents” all over the fucking place and no Republicans and certainly any Republicans you knew never heard of this guy called “W”.

That’s how much of an unspinnable embarrassment and failure he was: Katrina, Iraq, and the economy cratered right at the end of his term.

Of course, after the teabagger thing, they came roaring back for Failin’ Palin. Soon after, Donvict laid all the sins of the party at the feet of Jeb, and the cons creamed their jeans over the new permission structure he gave them - not only could they admit to being Republicans again, conservatives were free to be their worst fucking selves, because “he says what I think!” No accident, since Donvict watches Faux constantly, too!