Unfortunately, rumored contenders like Josh Shapiro seem more concerned with their careers than the soul of America.

The winning message for a Democrat:

I will be your revenge. I will burn the Republican’s criminal empire to the ground. It won’t undo their crimes, but I will make them suffer.

  • phutatorius@lemmy.zip
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    1 天前

    Better if he says “No, he didn’t blow me. Someone else was blowing me. And when I jizzed, it got in his face because he was licking my ass.”