GreenDust@lemmings.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agoI saw your face in a crowded placelemmings.worldimagemessage-square94linkfedilinkarrow-up11.21Karrow-down110
arrow-up11.2Karrow-down1imageI saw your face in a crowded placelemmings.worldGreenDust@lemmings.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square94linkfedilink
minus-squaretetris11@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·23 hours agoMG: “Shit, guys, I was supposed to be at my gf’s recital - cover for me!” GF: “Hey, I’m looking for MG he was supposed to b-” Guy1: “Oh he ded.” GF: “… he’s… he’s -” Guy1: “- Ded. Yeah.” GF: “… I… I… what…” Guy1: “Aight, take care now.”
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·22 hours agoyup. he had the terminal butt disease. it’s true.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·22 hours ago“i had to have my butt removed, but after a few grueling years… anyways what were we talking about”
MG: “Shit, guys, I was supposed to be at my gf’s recital - cover for me!”
GF: “Hey, I’m looking for MG he was supposed to b-”
Guy1: “Oh he ded.”
GF: “… he’s… he’s -”
Guy1: “- Ded. Yeah.”
GF: “… I… I… what…”
Guy1: “Aight, take care now.”
yup. he had the terminal butt disease. it’s true.
“I got better”
“i had to have my butt removed, but after a few grueling years… anyways what were we talking about”