Buy AMD stocks.
Would have been rich! Or perhaps Nividia.
This why you should learn at least one extensively agglutinative language before 18.
“ALIEN INVASION SOON”
I do a little self-trolling :)
Don’t get married.
How do you give Lemmy gold?
No idea. Don’t care. After I posted this I scolled down the thread and saw at least one other person had posted the exact same thing, though. :D
Buy Bit Coin
Bitcoin exceeds 100000
That’s 5 words
bitcoin five zeroes
You are fucked.
You a lesbian
Bitcoin Law Travel
Me from future
Big Chief, No Shit.
Bitcoin hits 120k
Bitcoin hits 277k
Not worth too much for me. Better is: Rheinmetall hits 1800€
You ADHD transgender
“You adult defect-”
“Sorry buddy, acronym’s count.”
Ehi no fair acronyms are words too
Sorry chief, this hypothetical is FUBAR
Maybe “you’re” so it doesn’t sound like name-calling?
i think it is meant to be name calling, just in a cute way, perphaps add a :3 to the end
but “you’re” is two words
Buy Nvidia now
Sell Nvidia 190
Gotta give yourself an exit strat or you’ll pop off too early or end up bagholding
Read scholarship terms.
(Got fucked over majorly at DeVry because I trusted actual adults in authority positions for my guidance and wish I had the backbone back then to call them out on it.)
It really depends on when at 18. On my 18th birthday: “mom’s headaches cancer”. A few months early wouldn’t necessarily save her, especially given the few years chemo bought her, but they might. If it’s after the cancer is caught I’d say “come out soon” and point to myself.
