(Assuming the shower is running. Any temperature.)
The best I could come up with was a hot soup, but eventually you’ll get more water then broth. There has to be a better food out there for those hungry showers!
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Something hot in an open bowl sounds like the worst food to eat in a shower TBH.
I’d go with something cold in a tube, like an ice pop. Or maybe a beer in one of those fancy insulated tumblers with a closeable lid.
I enjoy eating peaches in the shower Any messy fruit, really, but stone fruits in general.
You can just shamelessly get in there, get that nectar all over your face, and enjoy it. Probably more enjoyable if you have a beard and need to eat carefully.
I no longer drink, so this is like my shower beer now.
Grapes.
For fast eating challenge try cotton candy
Do this if you have ever wanted to identify with a raccoon.
I prefer to run a hot bath with a bunch of bouillon cubes. I bring salad and breadsticks in with me for the unlimited experience Olive Garden promises, but refuses to actually provide paying customers.
slaps top of bathtub this bad boy can fit so much spaghetti in it
When I was in the military, there was a dude that was disgusting. He rarely showered to the point that he had to be ordered to shower. One time, his roommates got so frustrated with him, they took the shower head off, shoved a few bullion cubes in there, and forced him to shower. The dude couldn’t figure out why he smelled like chicken soup.
Some scuba divers train to eat bananas underwater. I suspect that wouldn’t be too bad in the shower
…why do they train that?
The potassium reacts with some of the salt water minerals to help them rapidly float to the surface if they run out of oxygen
That’s a lie isn’t it
Crunchwrap supreme. Next question.
At the worst point of my life I indeed had a shower crunch wrap after a brutal graveyard shift. This is the answer.
Some stores sell a little shelf for your shower crunchwraps. They have a little suction cup on them. It’s a really clever design.
I can’t believe that no one has mentioned the famous shower orange yet. On Reddit there is a whole subreddit dedicated to it.
A cold orange in the shower is perfect – it’s refreshing, it smells great and you don’t have to deal with the usual mess of eating an orange.
??? The peel is what I’d consider the messy part. Are people just stomping it down the drain?
The visual of someone waffle stomping an orange is top tier. Thank you.
You take care of that part later, I guess. The whole point of the shower orange IMO is to go primal on it and tear it open and chow down without concern for mess or eating it efficiently. Leaving the peel to pick up afterwards probably just gives the rest of your shower a nice citrus aroma.
This sub name fails.
Quite the contrary. The premise is that any question, no matter how apparently silly, weird or simple deserves a proper response. “No silly questions” as in “there are no silly questions”.
