Thank God we’re the good guys!

They’re now saying that temperature was a sensor anomaly.

I would like it to criticize me for needing to do it, at all.

You’re completely Emmental!

Same! Sometimes I type the email in Notepad/Wordpad first.

Are you drinking your kin’s blood and tears?

Could well just be a Utah thing, but here they take your information/look at your ID when you first scrap metal some/most(?) places, so this would be a tough one to sell, if you pulled it off. Like a smaller, less profitable version of stealing a car. Now what?

My modded original Xbox was magical. Rent a game from Hollywood Video, rip it straight to the Xbox hard drive, return it.

Blueberry Muffin

Maybe the earliest example of, “You should see the other guy!”

You bridle like it’s such a cinch.

Unless the changes in anatomy require more kidney activity. Consider how horses pee.

When I think of superhuman origins, I think of a 5’7 elderly Indian man.

The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) has been the subject of a number of controversies…

God, what a fitting start/title.

Truly the beacon of freedom in the Middle East.

Maybe start a charity and raise money that way?

There’s no way an 80 year old woman has the life experience to compare to a 300-1,000 year old elf. There’s an inherent power discrepancy.

Also immortal. And hypersexual.

Honestly, it must just feel like the whole world is against them.

Me want da punani see for make me nice,
Me love the way you walk sometimes,
The way you talk is so hot,
Now you know let’s have a shot of rum,
Then me can make you come
With me to the ocean
That would be phat
You can be my bow cat
Nice ital breeze
Bring you to your knees
We’re jammin’