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Mubelotix@jlai.lu to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 年前

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Mubelotix@jlai.lu to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 年前
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    This would unironically work on me

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      I mean they’ve got a gun so I’d imagine so

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        Bonus points

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          We call those “marital aids”

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        What are you gonna do? Shoot me?

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          Breaking: Man shot in house after repeatedly killing wife in game while naked.

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      At this point it would take this for me to learn javascript.

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        Luckily, nobody is this passionate about liking javascript.

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          SHUDDERS

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        Tbf, I also really don’t want to learn Rust. Overhyped dreck

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          [citation needed]

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            Tbf, I also really don’t want to learn Rust. Overhyped dreck

            - Holzkohlen@feddit.de

        • turmoil@feddit.org
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          How dare you

        • tacosplease@lemmy.world
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          GW BASIC or GTFO

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.world
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        Your loss!

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      The Rust compiler tends to turn my impostor syndrome to 11. I assume she has some kind of humiliation kink and I do not consent.

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.world
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        You didn’t say the safe word! The lessons continue.

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          “But you didn’t tell me the safe word”

          “That’s not the safe word either”

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          This is Rust. You don’t need a safe word - safe is the default. You need an unsafe word instead.

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    it satisfies the borrow checker or else it gets the hose again

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      If the borrow checker fails, the thing in their hand might throw some very effective error messages.

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      method exists, but the trait bounds were not satisfied

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    Rust and chill

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      Rust and Bust.

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    Am I dumb or what’s up with the radio stuff on the left? 😅 Is rust common for some sort of radio programming?

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      The image was modified, I think the original said something like “we’re gonna listen to Russian number stations on shortwave radio”

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        I’m still down.

      • send_me_your_mommy_milkers@lemmy.world
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        Thats so much better 😭

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      I think the original text was about ham radio.

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        And yet it’s still relevant because HAM radio operators are weird like that.

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      Check this guy out, doesn’t even have any radio equipment in his IDE

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      I mean, presumably there’s a microcontroller in this radio. For programming that, your only real mainstream choices are C, C++ and Rust, since you can’t have a language runtime without a filesystem.

      But yeah, it’s neither the case that Rust is overwhelmingly popular for that (C/C++ do stick around still), nor is it the only discipline where Rust shines.

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    I think that’s just how every Rust developer learns Rust.

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    I don’t ‘have’ Netflix either, but I can watch things from it…

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      Plex and chill

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        Jellyfin and sin

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          SmartTV and Hennesy

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            Stremio and cheerio?

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              Lookmovie2.to and don’t be blue?

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          Jellyfin and fin dis cock down your throat.

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      Sudo-flix is here to stay

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        Fr

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    My shoes were already off.

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      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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        LOOK AT MY CROOKED TOES

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          Oh I’m looking

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    Rust is to programming languages what a drunken orgy is to a night out.

    That is to say, you have no idea where all these new tattoos came from have a head pounding migraine afterwards and some the hell how you learned how to use Rust as an end result.

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      So it’s like slightly more responsible Python

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    *Haskell

    • Log in | Sign up@lemmy.world
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      But I’m scared of Monad transformers and lenses. Can’t I just use elm? Elm is so perfect, so pure, so very very pure. And so pretty. And so robust. And so instantaneous to compile, and with such helpful error messages. Come to me, haskell programmer, you’ll never want to leave. Never leave… Always elm… Lovely lovely elm…

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    Where’s socks?

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      Here.

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    I don’t have Netflix either but i know a thing or two about the internet…

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    Hey lady don’t threaten me with a good time.

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    FORTRAN

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    It’s funny because it’s true.

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    *cracks knuckles

    My kind of evening…

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