NTA

…the first time we had sex, she took off my condom without permission…

This is sexual assault and illegal in some places. Granted it is normally the reverse, but I believe the law is written so that it goes both ways.

EDIT:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-consensual_condom_removal

This might all be a simulation.

We actually are the main character. We can only perceive the universe through the data our senses collect. We are each a ghost trapped in a meat sack, standing on a rock, hurtling through the universe. You are wholly incapable of seeing the universe through someone else’s perspective. The best you can do is analyze the data you’ve collected through your own senses and try to guess what someone else is experiencing.

Fighting
Fleeing
Feeding
Fornicating

Problem solved

https://www.tiktok.com/@aidanetcetera/video/7549640789652032790

Imma drop this here.

https://www.tiktok.com/@aidanetcetera/video/7549640789652032790

I have words. Jerry is a piece of shit. Mandy is a treasure.

Thank you. I was afraid nobody would get it.

GENOCIDE JERRY

I changed the font too. Let me know if that looks better.

It sounds like the cameras you are looking for are in the Cannon Powershot ELPH range (sub $500).

Drink lots of water, eat lots of asparagus, then down a double espresso with coconut water about thirty minutes before.

“Just say you don’t like Jews.”

No Jerry, I said “you” not “jews”. I don’t like you, Jerry…and genocide. I’m not fond of it either.

4:30 in and I’m hooked. Gotta save it for later.

Telepathic Orchid. Jury is still out but the cons should be fixable via firmware updates.

No, it doesn’t. One of our clients (very large firm that services, directly or indirectly, a majority of Americans) requires us to run a background check with monitoring on any of our staff servicing them. They pay for it as long as we use their provider (Orange Tree). They definitely do not check for any sort of affiliations. As long as your criminal record is clean, you’re good.