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AND THE LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND OF THE FREEEEEEEEEEEE AND THE HOOOOOOOOOOME OF THEEEEEEEE BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAVEEEE…

Remember that part of your anthem America?

Two franks, a can with beans in it with sauce still on lid.

this is a shitpost.

I have no fucking clue what is happening right now.

Maybe she’s born with it.

Maybe it PTSD.

The rocks just make it classy.

Now that’s a true heros death.

Members of the public, you now have one minute to reach minimum safe distance.

Put the top in between your hands held flat like you’re praying, then move them back and forth in opposite directions like you’ve just came up with an evil plan, if that doesn’t work, then you’re holding the bottom, so just do it to the other end.

WHAT’R YA GONNA DO, GAS ME?!!?

You’ve seen them used in the genocide of Palestinians, now you can see them driving in person from the comfort of your own home, as they smash through your house chasing a shoplifter!

Also that can looks empty and clean, so no beans. This post is shit.

Weird, I usually get that when my vpn is on, must be an IP ban, their skins so thin over there it’s transparent.

Stay here for a while, we have our own fun dumb shit to annoy you, but it’s still better than Reddit.

Are you using a VPN?

Same, 5ft11 as well, I think we’re both too tall and too short for people.

Sometimes I’ll delete a comment if someone’s already made the shitty joke or I’m too stoned and misread the original post, it’s usually the second one tho.

They should have worked on longhorn more instead of giving us vista.

This is how the true g’s did it

It didn’t then it did then it really didn’t then kept on didn’ting and now it won’t.