Naww look at the little lid trying to flip that bottle over, so cute.

What do you mean? That yellow M&M is totally fuckable!

Or a twitch streamer who designed his look off of the weird pedo dude down at the Batting cages.

If you out the CD in the microwave for 15 seconds you can shrink it down to the size of a SD card, the SD card slot will read it.

Nope, you can’t stand there for generations going “LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!” Then get shitty when we do, we want to watch you drive that burning bus into the the ocean.

Some how you’ve made that cringy af.

When I was a kid we used to call.one of my uncles exs ICQ, because she laughed exactly like the icq lol sound.

She must have thought we loved her, we were always trying to make her laugh just to hear it.

Thats the ‘cat free house’ way.

That’ll do pig, you piece of shit.

You say no to that cute little face!

Waiter comes up with a tray: pig in a blanket?

Me half stoned laying in bed: the fuck did you call me?

They didn’t pay enough to prove they’re smart enough to change the system I take advantage of and will do everything in my power to stop people from destroying it because I need to get rich!

But also, people wondered why our generation loved taking drugs and being weird fucks…

If you’re a athletic type person, then could call you " Jerry Active"

The Bags that spare buttons come in, or how I used to get all my drugs.

Ps3 is starting to be referenced as retro now…

this is probably the best

Its usually good at making hands look good when generated in one go, but I made it extend down a few times to get the full image.

I got a few alcoholic friends who would loved to spend eternity mixed with their favourite booze.

Start by having insane thoughts, follow up by acting on them, then forget the whole thing, and be confused by the consequences of your own actions!

That is a really spot on description on how I live my life.