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DUMBASS@leminal.space to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago

People who were born in the year 2000 can never forget what age they are.

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People who were born in the year 2000 can never forget what age they are.

DUMBASS@leminal.space to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago
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  • FourPacketsOfPeanuts@lemmy.world
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    I regularly forget what year it is though…

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      It’s 1993, right?

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        Bro that was 10 years ago.

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          Nice try, I know it was 20 years ago.

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        1969

        • Zorque@lemmy.world
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          Nice.

  • defunct_punk@lemmy.world
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    Kids born February 29, 2000, turned 6 years old this year.

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      Ahkshually, they’ve only had 6 birthdays. They’re still 24 years old.

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    They can if you hit them in the head hard enough.

    • Fredselfish@lemmy.world
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      Works for someone born in 1980 like myself. Easy to track when born at the beginning of a decade.

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        I mean, equally as easy to split the equation. Born in 1999? Subtract current year from 1990. Then subtract 9. Easy.

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          And the easiest way to count sheep is to count all the legs and divide by 4, right?

          • Maalus@lemmy.world
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            If you don’t see a difference between “do the tens, then do a simple subtraction with digits between 1 - 9” and dividing an arbitrary number by four, then there is no sense arguing. Also it would lead to bad results in your example - the average number of legs a sheep has isn’t 4.

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              For most herds of sheep, the average is four.

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    Especially if they were born January 1st.

    December 31st throws the whole thing off though.

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      Not if it’s 1999-12-31 ;)

      • kambusha@sh.itjust.works
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        Did you fill in your TPS reports?

        • Atemu@lemmy.ml
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          I have no idea what that is.

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            Uuuuuh, yeeeeeeeeeeah. We’re gonna need you to come in on Saturday.

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    I’m sure an unfortunate bang on the head could invalidate that one

    Edit: that reads a lot more like a threat than I intended it

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    Unless they develop Alzheimer’s or something else that fucks with their memory. 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • The Ramen Dutchman@ttrpg.network
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      Don’t think that’s a big problem among 24 year olds

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    I don’t know about that. I regularly forget what year it is.

    Then again, I’m pushing 40.

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    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, 2021 has to be the easiest year for club bouncers

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      If you live in a country with a weirdly high drinking age.

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    If they were born later in the year than it currently is, they’ll have to -1

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    Its gonna be really helpful later in my life thats for sure, for now not really.

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    As a 2000, it makes it stupid easy

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      I’m a 1990 and I thought I had it good.

  • DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world
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    Yes

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    Who’s got it easier? The people born in 2000 or 2001?

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      Subtract 12 from your birth year. Now add +(6X2) to that number.

      That’s the year you were born.

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    Er, uh, ok?

    Like do people forget how old they are just because of the year they were born?

    If someone does forget their age, they just have to do a little math, no different than someone born in 2000.

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      I think the point is just that the little bit of math is very easy if you’re born in 2000.

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        Totally!

        Thread OP, kinda like it’s easier to do the math when trying to remember your age or the year something happened in reference to one another.

        “I remember I was 12 when I got braces”, so they know the year was 2012 when they got braces…

        …which is easier than having to calculate:

        • I was born in 1993
        • so, 2000 - 1993 = 7
        • and, 12 - 7 = 5
        • 2000 + 5 = 2005 is when they got braces.

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