For, because I’m about consent.
Can we then give it a tongue so I can be sure I’m clean?
I would poop in a different toilet
But then how do you poop if no one is begging? Uhh, asking for a friend.
if you can do something in your every day life to make someone happy, who cares if it’s weird? live life; we’re all weird; just make people happy and be happy in return
This is the best answer
“Stop shitting on your hand and throw it out the window! Use me instead!”
More like this I think.
I would like it to be happy, so have it beg.
I always think about opening up this guys head and pooping in it.
Like in the SNL sketch?
I can use all the encouragement I can get.
Would it lick me clean or would I still have to wipe myself?
See, this is why I hate “would you rather…?”
Why can’t it just be content with the amount I feed it, why’s it have to be starving to the degree that it begs?
It’s not begging out of hunger, it’s begging out of desire
Neither. I want it to be honored to accept my waste and happy to serve.
“Well, it’s a living!”
Yes.
I would like it to criticize me for needing to do it, at all.
I don’t think it matters. After a few weeks it would just be some annoying background noise you ignore anyway.
