Gork@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agoBroccoli, cheese, and MILFsfiles.catbox.moeimagemessage-square163fedilinkarrow-up11.11Karrow-down112
arrow-up11.09Karrow-down1imageBroccoli, cheese, and MILFsfiles.catbox.moeGork@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square163fedilink
minus-squareVespair@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up63·1 day agoBroccoli is so good it makes me horny too. I fucking love broccoli.
minus-squareWogi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up35·1 day agoWhat happens at the farmers market stays at the farmers market
minus-squarekrashmo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·1 day agoI’m not kink shaming but if you fuck the broccoli you better not leave it at the farmers market. You take that shit home with you afterwards.
minus-squareIndiBrony@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 day agoYou’re damn right. Broccoli mates for life, not just for Christmas.
minus-squareRizzRustbolt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·1 day agoNever was a statement more false than this one.
minus-squareWogi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 day agoYour statement creates a paradox. You must sacrifice a partition to Windows or risk Steve Jobs visiting you in the night.
minus-squaredumbass@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoI’d rather risk Steve jobs visiting me in the night, much safer option.
Broccoli is so good it makes me horny too. I fucking love broccoli.
But, do you love fucking broccoli?
It was, “I, fucking, love broccoli.”
What happens at the farmers market stays at the farmers market
I’m not kink shaming but if you fuck the broccoli you better not leave it at the farmers market. You take that shit home with you afterwards.
You’re damn right. Broccoli mates for life, not just for Christmas.
Never was a statement more false than this one.
Your statement creates a paradox. You must sacrifice a partition to Windows or risk Steve Jobs visiting you in the night.
I’d rather risk Steve jobs visiting me in the night, much safer option.