Answer, obviously
I am simple Heavy. Sandvich calls me, I answer.
But this is a wi(t)ch though.
Answer, obviously. It’s not every day you get a call from a sandwich.
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Scamwich.
Sandswitch.
Then I get to eat the rich, which is almost as good.
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You did specify it was Musk and Trump.
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Then I would be tricked and their deception has reached another low.
Sorry I can’t answer… I’m already on a call.
Turn phone upside down until sandwich fall out. Eat it up. Yum.
Tap green. Twice.
Hello? Yes, this is mouth.
Clearly a spam call, ignore
Fuck… now I’m hungry.
accept
What monster red phones this
Miss me with that stock photo dry ass looking sandwich
Dry? Between the lettuce, tomato and spread it’s probably just right. What are you looking for? Something most and sloppy between two buns?
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I can just tell.
But I don’t mean to rag on it if it looks good to you.
Answer with a funny voice, how about you?
Too much lettuce. I’d let it go to voicemail.
