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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    2 days ago

    It’s just a little piss, bro. Stop being a bitch

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      Dude, piss baby was right there!

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      actually, squirt isnt technically piss but female ejaculate🤓👆

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        Found the girl who “squirts” (or possibly her boyfriend who believes her when she says she’s not pissing on him)

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          look man, just let people who are into piss have an out already. damn. it’s hard all over.

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            Do they need an out? If they’re both into it why not just accept that it’s piss?

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          i dont have or want a bf but if i did, i would not want a guy who cant handle my squirt/piss in his mouth.

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            Then I’m afraid we aren’t compatible, cause I’m not drinking anyone’s piss.

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              do you realize how pathetic you sound? i feel bad for you, clueless bastard :(

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                If it’s pathetic not to indulge your fetish of pissing in people’s mouths, then I’m fine with being pathetic.

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                  18 hours ago

                  grown man scared of a little pee 🥺🥺 so cute

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                    I’m not usually one to kink shame, but I’ll make an exception in this case. The fact that you like to piss in peoples mouths says a lot about your level of respect for your partners, and that fact that you think it’s pathetic or childish that someone wouldn’t want you pissing in their mouths says a lot about your level of respect for the general public. I’m getting really strong narcissist vibes, you must be absolutely awful to be around IRL. What a vile human being.

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        It’s piss. Squirting is pissing. That’s been proven beyond reasonable doubt. Will link when I find the research I came across a while ago.

        Edit: this study is about as good as we’re going to get on this topic, shows there is definitely a lot of urine.

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          Bladder sourced is what the study determined, with the fluid being normal urine or Skene’s gland secretion, but likely some combination.

          Plausibly there could be pure glandular secretion squirt. Or urine. But likely a mix.

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          if she’s hydrated I don’t see the issue… plus I’m thirsty for piss.

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          You guys keep saying that with such confidence and then post the research that says it definitely contains a significant amount of urine but absolutely doesn’t claim that it’s literally just pee. They taste different, they smell different, they sometimes but not always have a very different viscosity.

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            They’re grossed out by a little urine I’d be surprised to hear they see women as people.

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          I’ll link one for ya:

          https://www.webmd.com/sex/what-is-squirting-orgasm

          Squirting is the expulsion of urine during an orgasm. Female ejaculation is a release of both urine and a substance from the Skene’s glands.

          Ejaculation in people with vaginas may include a small release of a milky white liquid that does not gush out. Squirting, on the other hand, is usually a higher volume. It is possible to squirt and ejaculate at the same time.

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            whateve it is, its going in my mouth idc

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              My man. Also username checks out.

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            Skene’s gland fluid contains high concentrations of glucose and fructose

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              Pee with a packet of sugar added is still pee

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                EXTRA good piss!!

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                It is also more than pee.

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          the research I came across

          Immature chuckle

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          ayee if squrting is piss, count me in 🥵

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          I can assure you squirt and piss taste entirely different.

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          How horny was everyone involved with that study? Hahaha.

          Reading through it, it’s unreal.

          I wonder how far the camera was zoomed in to “confirm”

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            in the “supporting information” is a video of all 5 study participants btw

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              Gooner pro tip, nice

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        Nothing wrong with having a piss fetish nowadays; you can call it what it is without shame.

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        Yes, but what most people call squirt is actually piss.

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