Haha hahaha who would buy this! This is so funny! Does anyone have a link by any chance? So I can make fun of it there, of course. Totally not to make an offer. No no, I would never do that again. Trust me, I’m a professional couch fucker.
Love, JD
Gently squirted on couch
uh… what does a roughly squirted on couch look like then 🥲
You know it when you see it.
If they have to advertise no skeet…. There’s definitely skeet.
JD Vance would like to know if this couch is still available
OK GOOD!
because he wants it back
JD: “no skeet yet.”
It’s just a little piss, bro. Stop being a bitch
Dude, piss baby was right there!
actually, squirt isnt technically piss but female ejaculate🤓👆
It’s piss. Squirting is pissing. That’s been proven beyond reasonable doubt. Will link when I find the research I came across a while ago.
You guys keep saying that with such confidence and then post the research that says it definitely contains a significant amount of urine but absolutely doesn’t claim that it’s literally just pee. They taste different, they smell different, they sometimes but not always have a very different viscosity.
They’re grossed out by a little urine I’d be surprised to hear they see women as people.
I’ll link one for ya:
https://www.webmd.com/sex/what-is-squirting-orgasm
Squirting is the expulsion of urine during an orgasm. Female ejaculation is a release of both urine and a substance from the Skene’s glands.
Ejaculation in people with vaginas may include a small release of a milky white liquid that does not gush out. Squirting, on the other hand, is usually a higher volume. It is possible to squirt and ejaculate at the same time.
whateve it is, its going in my mouth idc
My man. Also username checks out.
Skene’s gland fluid contains high concentrations of glucose and fructose
Pee with a packet of sugar added is still pee
It is also more than pee.
the research I came across
Immature chuckle
I can assure you squirt and piss taste entirely different.
ayee if squrting is piss, count me in 🥵
How horny was everyone involved with that study? Hahaha.
Reading through it, it’s unreal.
I wonder how far the camera was zoomed in to “confirm”
in the “supporting information” is a video of all 5 study participants btw
Nothing wrong with having a piss fetish nowadays; you can call it what it is without shame.
Yes, but what most people call squirt is actually piss.
Considering how much Belle Delphine was charging for her bottled bath water, this is bargain!
Right? This is just a marketing problem. Charge $5000 and photoshop some bikini model on there.
Well without skeet it’s clearly only worth $30 tops.
Quagmire would pay $5000
Well… as long as it was done gently…
Legit question though—as someone who doesn’t get to participate in such activities but: do people who are active with this stuff and who perform it on a bed not wash it after hanky panky? Like I see in amateur stuff that some people definitely put towels on top of the bed and all that but hollywood movies make it seem like people still inevitably sleep in the bed naked anyway without washing themselves. So, all that grime is still bound to get on the blankets/sheets anyway. This has me thinking people do at least go out of their way to wash it or at least replace the sheets the next day but do they really? Asking for me…
Mattress protector so youre only really getting the blankets dirty. If there’s a massive fucking puddle I’ll usually change the sheets but otherwise I’ll just shower and change the sheets the next day. If I’m smart I’ll throw down a towel or a shittier blanket but I’m not smart often.
but hollywood movies make it seem like people still inevitably sleep in the bed naked anyway
As is customary, Hollywood is lying to you. You don’t fuck and be merry and fall asleep. The ladies usually go pee afterwards (helps for everyone to prevent uti) and with creampies a shower after is basically essential.
Replacing the sheets depends on how dirty they got, but it can usually wait till next morning. Sex is pretty exhausting and we are all a little lazy.
One of my partners squirts like a fountain, and we just put a towel or 3 down to catch it so she doesn’t have to sleep in a wetspot
Reminds me of a certain American politician…
flips the seat over
larger darker stain in the shape of a smiley face
The face of Jesus
is this what they would define as a “come to Jesus” moment?
Fuck…I just had a delicious dinner that wants to come out.
