• barneypiccolo@lemm.ee
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    2 days ago

    It has to be a stroke big enough to take out Vance and Johnson at the same time, and fuck up the chain of succession.

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      2 days ago

      Vance suffers an epileptic seizure, shits himself, and bites off Donny Jr.

      Trump panics and strokes out; Vance suffocates on the severed pecker.

      Johnson goes to call for help, slips on Vance’s shit, and falls face first onto Trump’s stainless steel buttplug.