The afternoon sun gave me this idea.
 
- Drink more water. - Never, only beer. - Beer is made from water. So drink more “water”. 😉 - Beer is just fermented vegetable juice, so counts as part of your 5 a day. - So 5 beers for 100% daily recs? 🍻 
 
 
 
 
- anime girls don’t exist - I am just as likely to date an anime girl as a real girl. - Heck, it doesn’t even have to be a girl. https://dateeverything.com/ - If I dated my existential dread, would it stop being real too? - Maybe exposure therapy is the way! Treat it out to lunch and then go volunteer at a soup kitchen together; you never know… 
 
 
 
- :( 
 
- No, they have profile pics of tentacle monsters. 
- Stereotypically yes. 
- What if im a stereotypically nerdy cute anime girl - Well, are you? - You tell me - Everyone knows there are no anime girls on the internet, it’s always just tentacle monsters. 
 
 
 
- Converse man lives in a converse world. 
- stererypical, more like stare a RIP ickle, amirite - No, it’s your sense of spelling that must be wrong. - (Corrected it, thanks) - *straightens tie* 
 “Still got it!”
 
 
- It is possible. Ask The Eltingville Club yume-fandom 











