yeah I don’t think the human brain was meant to cater to a million fans

lol I’m guessing the name Al is finally going to finish dying it’s long, miserable, slow death. No one gonna want Al to get confused with AI

what’s this one from

Congrats on being the first response in the top twenty or so comments to not reference politics or religion lol

oh wait you did in the second part, oh well you get a pass. this whole thread is “Wedding like conservatives” which, like, yeah i get it, I don’t either, but it’s really boring to read

I’m just mad they didn’t add Italians and Jews to the progressive flag, cmon!

downvoted for showing me that flag

talks about hope in English or Farsi?

Wishing is illegal

it does seem ironic, but the majority of profits going to the CEO paycheck is kind of the point!

good luck! it’s British comedy… most of the jokes you’ve heard are stand-alone jokes wrapped up alongside with a hundred other jokes that you haven’t heard… for various reasons.

what, they’re just saying the descriptor “breedable” is misogynistic because it’s a form of edging, how could they be more clear? 😂

or maybe it’s because describing sexual appeal is misogynistic. sex is misogyny.

anime girls don’t exist

oh that’s excellent! that sounds like as comprehensive of a solution as i could desire

While we’re at it, is there a way to export subscribed communities too? Or even to open them via db0?

must hold soup firmly

getting scammed in Manila

Tesla moment

the term won’t be “prison break” but will depend on the jurisdiction that holds the person. if you are being detained by the state police, you’ll get something like “fleeing and eluding” but it depends on your local laws. if you’re in US federal custody then it depends on what they charge you with and how they detain you.

Fleeing would be a separate charge itself. the eighth amendment could get it thrown out but you’d still be able to be charged with it and would at least need to stand trial to be charged within X amount of time.

if, however, you’re illegally detained and the constitution is clearly being violated, then the perpetrators will need to be held accountable. don’t worry about it. you can just wait for the government checks and balances system to save you. they’ll be here any minute now. aaaany minute now.

in a just world, not one centered around corporate interests, you would lose your license for this. instead, the automotive industry has to ensure that there’s plenty of drivers to buy their cars, so we can’t be too harsh on our licensing laws.

I guess it doesn’t matter. 50,000 deaths per year due to traffic accidents is a fair price to pay for the freedom to sit in traffic.

well, what did the ninth circuit have to say in response?