Yeah probably the same “doctors” that give vaccines and think covid is real 😳
Several years back, I went to the store at the beginning of summer to get some foam pool noodles for the pool. I couldn’t find them anywhere, not even Walmart.
The next spring, they were everywhere, but they all included a tag or sticker that read “Not to be inserted rectally.”
So we had to go a summer without pool noodles so the government regulators could protect us against some butt stuff some weirdo tried.
if you can shove a pool noodle up yer arse, I don’t think the government should tell you not too
SOMEBODY should tell you not to!
you just did, and that’s enough.
if you don’t mind me, I’m going to get a pool noodle for research
Well, have fun.
they are going that way anyway, why not have a couple take a shortcut
A spring roll a day…
“Breaking news”
This is why we can’t have free healthcare.
First they told us not to eat the yellow snow, now they’re telling us not to stick spring rolls up our poop chutes. It’s like doctors don’t want us to find any joy in our lives.
Or give them reasons to earn money while also telling crazy ass stories to their friends and family. Literally.
Bread 🥖
What goes up must always come down
It’s because those doctors already have anal beads in their ass.
Well, I wasn’t going to before, but now I am wondering what hidden secrets they are keeping from us??
FLARED. BASE.
Hindsight is always 20/20.
Sunglasses? Really? Didn’t have any better objects? C’mon.
I have so many questions about the train of thought that led to this… situation.
Doctors don’t know what you put in your but if you also shove an apple up there beforehand.
It’s the fried ones that are the problem: crispy = sharp edges = torn bowel = septic shock = dead.
The fresh ones with the squishy exterior should feel much more like a penis going into your ass. Choose the sauce carefully - your entire GI tract has receptors sensitive to spiciness.
Best thing to do is just fry the egg rolls inside your bowels. First you coat your lower intestines with aluminum foil, then you shove in the egg rolls and pour in the hot oil.
If you want to push the spicy level but not have a visit from Satan’s eyeball, they make this great barrier ointment called Ilex. Just, uh, you have to be careful not to glue your butt cheeks closed to most folk put some Vaseline on afters. Who knows, maybe they’ve fixed that but i last used it regularly when I wanted to belong to the nuclear taco club but couldn’t get Thursdays off, it’s been a minute.
First they invented great barrier reef, now they make great barrier ointment. My God what horrors and highlights, the hubris of humankind.
Chaotic Good Karen.
Hey it’s Cheryl or Charlene or Carina or whatever…
It’s CRYS-TAL!
“RFK questions guidance on not putting spring rolls up your anus.”
Is that him or the worm talking?
Maybe the worm likes spring rolls.
I’m not watching him and his grandchildren do this on live TV…
