There’s more going on here the just the lack of hair. What secrets is he keeping under that shiny dome of his?
We must go deeper.
That’s no moon.
Hans, get ze drill!
Is this how dougdoug rolls in the big bucks?
What the hell am I going wrong then? I’ve been bald for 3 years and I ain’t got jack shit!
Perhaps you forgot to invest the savings into building a global e-commerce empire.
It’s getting a 200K funding from your dad that’s the real trick. He also worked for a large company making money at the time, he wasn’t trying to survive.
Plenty of people have received far more than that from their dads. There must be something else.
3 years? I’ve been bald for 20 years and I’m 300K down the hole, when does this trick kick in exactly?
You spent it all on avocado toast, didn’t you.
Mate I was balding when I was 19 and went full cue ball when I was 23. I’m 36 now. Where the fuck is my money??!
You and me both, my friend… remember Balding Elon Musk? I think it’s not so much the lack of hair, more like the lack of ethics.
Steve Jobs would wear the exact same outfit, Every. Single. Day. That’s the kind of dedication needed, most people aren’t cut out for it.
Dude didn’t even shower to save on water bills.
He didn’t even buy any expensive cancer medicine, he just drank smoothies.
/uj I’m not even making this shit up, he tried to beat his cancer with regulating his diet to include various fruits and vegetables and ended up using his private jet to jump ques on multiple organ donations , because , get this, YOU CAN’T BEAT CANCER BY EATING MORE FUCKING FRUIT.
Silicon Valley turtleneck was just the Mao Suit of its era.
don’t fall for it, everything you save on barber visits you spend on razors
i spend €8 a year on razors, how many barber visits is that?
Avocados.
Avocados are so expensive, that’s why Jeff turned his head into a giant avocado pit. Infinite avocado hack! ~whenever he finally decides to bury his stupid fucking head underground~
This is the real way to save money on barber bills
makes sense
Jeff Bezos saved hundreds of billions of dollars by downsizing his wife.
Who will go down in history as one of the best traders of all time.
Makes sense, especially in this economy
Bullshit.
Bezos can’t cut his own hair. He can’t see that far up his own ass even with all the mirrors in the world.
He probably spends more to be bald than it would cost to get all new hair.
And than there is me who is bold and still goes to the barber because the feeling of someone else cutting your bold head with a razor knife is just great. Also I have a long beard which is the main reason to go to the barber but I digress
Lol. Bold ass mf
Demn, I ollweys confuse English vowels
Bold faced lies.
Chase watches Ryan George, confirmed.
Around my area it is hard to find a barber for under $20
