This is about this
I made this with photo editing tools bc I can’t defeat 4chan’s captchas
Poll:
https://strawpoll.com/NMnQNvjeBg6
Poll Results:
https://lemmyverse.link/lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/28960622
This sounds like the kind of flirting I’d expect after seeing '80s and '90s teen angst movies. In retrospect screenwriters just don’t understand how humans interact, or rather they just don’t care and go for madcap antics instead.
I’m way neurodivergent, and was completely unaware of human interaction, so I was looking at Pretty in Pink and St. Elmo’s Fire (etc. etc.) trying to decipher how all that works.
I became sexually active at 26 after folks from the kink community noticed my nerdy vibe, and they schooled me in some basic human interaction. (Note that I matrix-dodged a barrage of incel-to-fascist pipeline bullets thanks to some amazing strokes of fortune.)
After the fact, in recollection, I realized then that a lot of women in my young adult life were signalling me and I never knew.
I also realized my aunt was totally hitting on me when I was sixteen. That’s all sorts of awkward to reconcile.
Note that I matrix-dodged a barrage of incel-to-fascist pipeline bullets
Here goes my hero
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
Aim for the bushes
I aim into the urinary
I’m glad they got strokes too
“I became sexually active at 26 after folks from the kink community noticed my nerdy vibe, and they schooled me in some basic human interaction.”
Solidarity fist bump. My own experience was somewhat different, but there is the common ground of learning communication skills on a lag, and learning from a niche community of lovely weirdos
That’s exactly my experience, minus the creepy aunt and the kink community. My girlfriend is the exact same and I still don’t know how we managed a first kiss. I wouldn’t miss it for the world now, though.
Girl tries flirting by biting lip
<thinking for an adequate response…>
I use arch btw
you ever moderated an online forum, big guy? Yeah, I bet you have.
Upper lip or lower lip?
Her own, or his?
Does the distro depend on it
But do you actually use arch?
no :( ubuntu or fedora. I am not worthy quickly leaves in shame
Sploosh
That’s a copypasta reference of another post from the guy’s perspective.
From his perspective, she is just a weird coworker who likes to touch his food, and he gets tired of telling her off.
liar
source?
In the description https://sh.itjust.works/post/42168198
I’ve never seen that link before in my life
I like it when these little dramas align on the front page:
How are we so sure bro wasn’t just flirting back?
Because he was smashing the burger, not femanon.
Fake: well obviously
Gay: almost certainly written by a guy
flirting? at the workplace? at this time and age?
That’s illegal
My brother did this to me once. Not because I was trying to fuck by touching his food, he did it just to fuck with me.
Hey Tungsten5, watch this
Punches the fuck out of my macdons burger, flattening it
He also pulled the same line before doing burnout in my car.
you don’t fuck with moms spaghetti.
Deserved, you don’t mess with people’s food PERIOD
ITT: people taking a shitpost from 4chan seriously.
I made this greentext with photoshop in response to this post
You can discuss the events of a story, and the relative morality and social etiquette of the characters in it, even if the whole thing is entirely fiction. Functionally, it makes no difference if it really happened or it didn’t. Sometimes that matters, but here is doesn’t. You don’t know these people, you’ll never meet these people, and there’s no real-world effect of discussing this story (except maybe someone learns not to touch somebody else’s food?).
Fuck it, you could be a bot programmed to complain about people taking shitposts seriously. I could be an AI created to respond to your prompts to try to convince you not to complain about fabricated stories. This entire interaction could be four bots engaged in a learning exercise in a simulated online forum. Or maybe it was all a dream the whole time.
Now thats a good shitpost comment. You get it.
Fuck it, you could be a bot programmed to complain about people taking shitposts seriously.
wow! congratulations! you figured out social media is pretty much useless and entertainment is pointless! this guy is smart because he thinks this a worthless endeavour, and i was really starting to base my whole morality system on this shitpost, thanks for steering me in the right direction! :D
Sorry, I’ve forgotten who you are.
Fuck 4chan
Poll: VPN user voting is not allowed.
Ok bye.
Yeah I thought I disabled that, but apparently not. Silly that that seems to be the default
Enter my answer “I deserve to be able to opt out of taking this poll” for me pls.
I can’t vote either bc I also refuse to turn off my VPN 😅
Is it anti-dystopian if I trust my ISP and government with my data more than I trust random VPN companies?
Slovenian ISPs don’t give a shit about what I do online, even if it’s piracy, so I don’t need a VPN.
I mean I certainly wouldn’t trust any random VPN company, but I trust ProtonVPN
I guess it’s more about the fact that for me VPN itself feels like an unnecessary step that potentially comes with risks (not saying that currently there are any issues with protonVPN, but I’ve used to the fact that all good things enshittify). I’ve never had problems pirating, the only thing government (with very low effort and barely any enforcment) blocks are online gambling sites, which pretty much everyone supports anyway. My previous ISP used to host FTP server for power users that had pirated movies and games, with speeds so fast my HDD was the bottleneck. That was around 12-14 years ago tho, I moved. EU data laws and privacy laws makes me feel somewhat safe. No known mass espionage or anything like that.
Anyone who sticks their hands in my food uninvited is not someone I would like a relationship with.
Respect boundaries.
It’s not weird to touch other people’s food everyone does it just for fun. Go to your neighbor’s house and touch their food and you can laugh together.
ngl, I usually touch my own food, not sure how to eat it otherwise
I simply unhinge my jaw and let it slide down my throats.
sure thing lamia
Oooo, classic and obscure.
Well, given your username, I’m no longer sure whether I should allow my guts and food to interact.
I’m also curious whether you made a typo and were too stubborn to correct it, whether it was intentional, or whether I’m imagining the whole thing.
Honestly, I have so few people in my life that finding out one (or more) were a figment of imagination is a genuine phobia of mine. I’ve freaked out my wife by debating that there’s no way I can be certain she’s real. (Though the evidence does support it.)
I’m not sure if the guy was trying to protect his virginity, or if he was genuinely bothered by the damn bitch constantly touching his food. I’d be annoyed too if someone kept sticking their hand in my food every single day.
I’d be annoyed too if someone kept sticking their hand in my food every single day.
i’d say it depends on how hot they are, honestly
Yeah, I met a girl who was 40 once who stuck her fingers in my soup and that was not hot at all because she didn’t say anything about that being in kelvin which really ruined my too-hot-and-spicy ramen but it ended up working out because I actually wanted just-warm-and-spicy ramen anyway.
lol i was talking about the person, not the food :D but i guess it’s both
You mean how hot is the food right?
