pineapple and feta is the ONLY pizza i get
And a glass of wine, ofc
i love wine
Unpopular opinion: best pizza is jalepnos, anchovies and pineapple. Spiced, salty and sweet.
Sweet and spicy is the most underrated combo.
Try it with assholes. 🤌
Maybe good to not over do it with the jalapenos then.
Are you worried they’d get jalapeño asshole?
🤣🤣🤣
Ooo, mommy (umami)
Trying that next time
Replace anchovies with pepperoni and that’s my usual order
What does that censored part say? a66boles? It’s just so well censored that it’s impossible to tell
Honestly we need a way to poison that shit. People are trying to censor the entire internet to make tiktok happy.
It’s gotta be something a tongue goes into, we know that much.
I’m glad it’s redacted. probably offensive.
You really think so?
Who’s deranged enough to go on the internet and write an offensive word?!I think it is a mistake, writing offensive words is illegal here
We should probably report this to the internet police
Yes I will call the Internet Police right now and report this
omg u didn’t censor the bad word enough and now my mum is mad
don’t worry I’ll calm her down
Such a sophisticate.
Why would anyone censor asshole and not
pineapple?Idiot if you ask me
Ok, butt hear me out. Pineapple pizza on assholes!
I feel as though that would taste like shit…
Better than pineapple pizza then?
:P
Yeah it would improve the taste of the pineapples.
Fresh raw pineapple is awesome. Cooked pineapple sucks
People do know that you poop with your asshole?
But I was gross when I licked the inside of my own ellbow. smh.
The issue was you doing it after sneezing.
Ew. Why would you pick the inside of your elbow.
/s
What does it say under that tiny ass line? Good thing it’s censored so effectively.
We’ll never know
I’m in the enjoy both club. Fuck y’all that don’t enjoy a well crafted “Hawaiian” asshole… it’s all about the edges😜
The trick is to have pineapple that has been carmelized. If it’s just canned and thrown on top it ain’t the same.
You can get creative and soak your pineapple too. Add a bit of heat it.
Fun fact: the protein-digesting enzyme bromelain is found in pineapples. So in some sense, while you’re eating the pineapple, the pineapple is eating you . Do with that what you will.
I love getting eaten by pineapple, personally.
Be especially vigilant near pizza.
I order goatse pizzas with the pineapple in the gape kaleidoscope, real upper management shit 🖇️
Pineapple goes on pizza just like tongues go into assholes*
