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kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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Nvm i'm closing my eyes

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Nvm i'm closing my eyes

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kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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  • IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world
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    Nice try but this is obviously just another attempt to distract from epsteins list. Still amazing though!

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    False, polar bears are called “polar” because every polar bear is a polar opposite color from every other polar bear.

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      180° from white on a spherical color space is white

      • supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz
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        Exactly

        • robocall@lemmy.world
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          taps nose

  • CatZoomies@lemmy.world
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    Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.

    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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      When this happens search for “goatse” you should be see it even after your eyes are closed.

    • Homesnatch@lemmy.world
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      That’s okay, Eyes aren’t real.

      • slackassassin@sh.itjust.works
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        Seeing is not believing.

    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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      but how can you see if you can’t see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?

  • Siresly@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Red bear eat beet. Green bear eat pear.

  • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
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  • doingthestuff@lemy.lol
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    Here I was thinking this was more of the science memes

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      I, too, was fooled. Fortunately I went to the loo for a break because nothing was behaving at work. The confused humour was great.

      Thanks OP - you’ve really added value!

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    Its not tho. Irs a pic of one bear 5wice. I bet that bear roesmt look red or green.

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    Ce ne sont pas des ours polaires.

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    Mind blown 🤯

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    Seeing is believing

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    If it’s black, fight back

    If it’s brown, lay down

    If it’s white, good night

    If it’s red, shake hand

    If it’s green, eat bean

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    Why do the bears in the thumbnail got grandma titties?

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      Bear titties? Bitties???

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    Hi! I’m a Cosmo Coin!

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    This made me cackle, thank you

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    North vs south polar bear

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