Another old shitpost I don’t think I posted anywhere.

  • snooggums@lemmy.world
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    “I wish for an army of skeletons!”

    “Granted! Your army of 13 skeletons stands up from the battlefield…”

    • 🔍🦘🛎@lemmy.world
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      Wish can consequence-free emulate any level 8 or lower spell. So you could get 11 worry-free skeletons, or risk never casting wish again if you need 13.

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      Ah, that’s the risky use of Wish though. It comes with a chance of losing the spell forever.

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      This is why I instead opt to carry scrolls of damn near every spell 8th level or lower.

      It’s a little bootleg compared to a real Wish, but in average circumstances I can give Batman a run for his money on being prepared for literally any eventuality.

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        Hmm, that works, but only for spells in your class list. That won’t allow you to cast legend lore as a wizard, for instance

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          RAW, yeah, you’re right unfortunately. Our DM lets us make the DC check to cast a non-class scroll just like you’d make if you cast one too high level for you. Web searching tells me this is a popular homebrew rule.

          I may be making him regret that decision somewhat.

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            Isn’t that killing the thief rogue subclass’s use magic device ability?

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              Little bit yeah. UMD is quite a bit more versatile than this though, ours is restricted to scrolls and requires a spellcaster check.