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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

OP cleans his fridge

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OP cleans his fridge

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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    I don’t think that’s a kidney you can sell on the black market anymore

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    Please Tag it as NSFW holy shit that’s disgusting

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    I was disgusted and really needed to know what this was. Since nobody seems to have answered I did a reverse image search:

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    It’s a lash egg, laid by a chicken with an infection in its fallopian tubes.

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      That’s an egg??? Holy shit, that infection must make chickens’ lives painful

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      That was more disgusting than I expected. Thank you for your service.

    • Avicenna@lemmy.world
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      wtf I was thinking spoiled artichoke or sth like that. wasn’t ready for this. And ofcourse people asked “can you eat lash egg”

    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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      I’m beginning to think this might not have been in OP’s refrigerator, at all.

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        Maybe the infection wasn’t terrestrial

    • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
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      I was curious as well but regret clicking your spoiler tag

  • ptolemai@lemmy.world
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    A bezoar! Try eating it, it’s like uh, magic mushrooms

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      Mmm. Had to look this up. Good stuff.

  • Agent641@lemmy.world
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    Looks gross, but actually tastes way worse than you would think.

  • Ascend910@lemmy.ml
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    If he eats it he will start a zombie apocalypse

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    A pickle? Close to turn sentient?

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      I’d be nice to it. Just in case.

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        I don’t think bisecting it counts as “nice”

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          He’ll be the first to die when pickles take over.

    • Kirp123@lemmy.world
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      I thought it was a teratoma at first but pickle is much more likely.

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      Pickle Rick?

  • ‮redirtSdeR@lemmy.world
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    twas my mistake to browse this site whilst eating

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    What the fuck is wrong with your pickle?

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  • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    It’s a Ganymede Rock Lobster

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    Fuck, flag as NSFW next time

  • Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Refrigerator cancer. Burn it with fire, sorry for your loss.

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    I think that tumor has spoiled, check the date.

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    Eat it you fucking coward!

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