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Frenchfryenjoyer (she/her)@lemmings.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 17 hours ago

I'm a proud catholic and I can name all of them

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I'm a proud catholic and I can name all of them

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Frenchfryenjoyer (she/her)@lemmings.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 17 hours ago
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    • Garfield
    • Tom
    • Puss in boots
    • The one in the hat
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      you forgot one, and he’s on his way to your house right now.

      1000001875

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    standard issue

    orange

    void

    floof

    ron perlman

    tuxedo

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      You forgot the Adam Driver cats.

    • ✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.world
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      What about naked?

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        i guess i am not a true catholic afterall

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    I’ve been cucked 😭. How dare my government take away access to my cat pictures.

    • Frenchfryenjoyer (she/her)@lemmings.worldOP
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      I cannot recommend TOR enough. You can download it here https://www.torproject.org/ make sure to request bridges so your ISP can’t see that you’re using it (I did it by just clicking the three horizontal lines at the top right corner > settings > search “bridges” > request bridges)

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        Nah don’t worry I’ve got a decent VPN and that’s fine with me.

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          Won’t somebody think of the children!

        • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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          Don’t connect your VPN to any European country. Cause Brexit means Brexit! 😡

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            I didn’t ask for this 😭

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    “You’re lion”

    “no i’m not”

    “ja u ar”

    “no i’m not”

    “cheetah”

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      Ches. hired.

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    Keyboard cat, Nyan cat, Grumpy cat, Business cat…

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      Sylvester, Tom, Garfield and top cat

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      Long cat, ceiling cat…

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        Tacgnol, serious cat, lazy cat…

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          Bongo cat, Cake the cat, that cat gang that’s dropping their new album…

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          Can I haz cheeseburger cat, no touch da fishy cat…

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      you forgot that one in the Shrek movie

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      Longcat

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    I can name them, but I can’t hug every cat 😭

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      I want them in a basket, and I want little bow ties!

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    Cats true names are in a quantum superposition and change according to momentum and state.

    Most common states are:

    • spaced outie
    • zoomie
    • the observer
    • butt-lick
    • carnage from the void
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      sleve mcdichael

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      There’s also “suddenly run at supersonic speeds scared for no reason”

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        That is “zoomie”

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    I can’t even remember all the names I’ve called my own two cats. There are just too many…

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    Cute ones & feisty ones (which are also cute)

    That should be all

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    Puss puss

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    Wacky, crazy bitches… voila… that covers every kitty.

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    Tuxedo, orange, long hair, short hair, persian, savannah, nudist… Uh… 🤔 I think that’s all of 'em.

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      Rotisserie chicken

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    Bastard

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    I’ve heard of many catholics, but I ain’t never seen no "cathol. We got an epidemic, people: people who like cats but don’t understand word endings. They’re probably “over-workholled”.

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    Easy.

    pspspsps

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